If I had the power to teleport I would definitely go to see my Mom in Florida more often. I also would visit my cousins in S.I., and my father-in-law in S.C. If I could fly, oh man! The possibilities would be endless! Commuting to work would be a breeze! I wouldn't have to worry about speeding tickets or traffic either! And if I were able to turn invisible, well, lets just say some banks would be light a few million!
I have met and made some very wonderful friends on Lj. Quite a few stand out but, one in particular won my heart straight off. She goes by the name of Forgetfulness and is the most kind, sweet and just all around the most loving person outside of my family I've ever met! And I've only met her on line! Her generosity toward me, a total stranger to her is something that will stay with me the rest of my life! I hope to someday bring my family to meet Hers.
My first icon was a photo of myself,because I thought it would be nice for people to see what I looked like. However, I ended up changing my Lj name and icon because I was getting harassed by some moron who knew me. And for some inexplicable reason had a hardon for me!
The thing that always cracks me up was the time that My Wife and I were having lunch in a local pizza parlor. As a woman in the next booth leaned behind the counter to retrieve some napkins I commented that she must know the owner and thats how she would have the nerve to do that. My wife thought I said she must be drunk on coronas. (Which is a beer). It didn't stop there. After we had a good laugh about it on the way home, we were due at My Mom's house for dinner. When I mentioned this story, Mom thought I meant corona cigars and said thats a typewriter isn't it? Don't they call it smith corona? My brother said no Mom thats different! We all had a great laugh during dinner and some of us nearly choked on our food! To this day it still cracks me up!
I would sneak into the homes of the various oil company presidents and scare the living daylights out of them until they lowered gas prices to $1.00 a gallon! Hows that for an answer?
The commercial I love the most is the one about adopting that dog Echo. I fell in love with him! If it had been me in front of that cage, Echo would have been adopted immediately! The worst one has to be one I saw awhile back. About the guy in front of the White Castle burgers talking to them like a baby! DUMB! DUMB! DUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!
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